The following four messages are from the Observatory Google Group – ostensibly set up to fight crime but now having become an electronically motivated slagging arena – get a room guys!

First Message to Obs Neighbourhood Watch List Administrator (A Google Group):

Please take my name off this list.

Many thanks,

Louise xxxxxx

Second Message – Reply from Administrator:

Instructions above included in EVERY email

Txxxxx

3rd Message:

Txxxxx, may I suggest you attempt to use the instructions to remove oneself from the list and then give us a lesson to do so.

I run a business where I employ numerous people. I have made it to just about forty years of age without electrocuting, hanging or drowning myself.

I don’t think I am completely stupid. I do, however, accept that I might be mistaken with this assumption.

Believe me, if I could take myself off this list, I fxxxxxg would.

So instead of your conceited parroting “INSTRUCTIONS ABOVE INCLUDED IN EVERY EMAIL”, rather try it for yourself, then re-subscribe and teach us less clever than yourself how to successfully unsubscribe.

Lxxxxx, I believe I have been unsuccessfully trying to take myself off this list for two or three years. You have my sympathies.

Nxxxx Cxxxxxx

4th Message:

It does work. Just make sure that it is from the address you wish to unsubscribe. If all else fails, logon onto the group here: http://groups.google.com/group/obsnw?hl=en

Txxxxx is correct to mention that these instructions with simpler wording are on the bottom of all the group emails.

Regards

Axxxxx Fxxx

5th Message – Administrator has a ‘bitch slap moment’:

Fxxxxxg bitch to Google since it is their fucking software that you can’t fxxxxxg work.

Txxxxx

Very Nice guys, very nice. Great to see the guys in Observatory working together as a team. Good Luck with the neighbourhood watch. Dankie vir die mags, hulle lyk heel mooi op my motor!