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Cape Town Netizens Defined


It has been a coupla months now that MyCapeTown has been up and running with the sole intent to promote Cape Town news and business in a positive way online. Now, the way we do so is to make sure that MyCapeTown is visible in the search engines, relevant and up to date.

With that in mind we thought that now would be an appropriate time to take out the old vuvuzela (we don’t do trumpets in good old South Africa!) and give it a blast by showcasing the top keywords bringing traffic to MyCapeTown these past 14 days. The keywords below are the ones that brought the most traffic to MyCapeTown via search engines in the last two weeks – click on the keyword to go to the corresponding result on MyCapeTown and click on the Google link to see just where MyCapeTown ranks on Google (Another flavour of Google Search can be found HERE):

mycapetown.co.za | Google
abortion clinics in cape town | Google
fishing tackle cape town | Google
matric exam results | Google
suri cruz | Google
jumping castles cape town | Google
office furniture cape town | Google
jessica jane clement playboy | Google
weather guru | Google
pet shop cape town | Google
fabric shops | Google
cape town porn | Google
abortion clinics | Google
scrap yards cape town | Google
cattery cape town | Google
cape town telephone directory | Google
jessica jane clement nude | Google
jesse clegg | Google
kennels cape town | Google
nursing homes cape town | Google
kerry winter | Google
marcus medical | Google
fabric shops cape town | Google
the voice newspaper cape town | Google
kendra flashes | Google
pet shops cape town | Google
perspex cape town | Google
jungle gyms cape town | Google
playground slides cape town | Google
undertakers cape town | Google
halls for hire cape town | Google
beauty salons cape town | Google
steve hofmeyr divorce | Google
catteries cape town | Google
wigs cape town | Google
chiropractor in cape town | Google
langebaan weather | Google
abortion clinic cape town | Google
scrap yards in cape town | Google
shoe factory shops cape town | Google
guru weather | Google
viral infection | Google
nb communications | Google
gunsmiths | Google
where to get an abortion in cape town | Google
fabric world wynberg | Google
halls for hire | Google
repo auctions | Google
gastroenterologist cape town | Google
jungle gym cape town | Google
window tinting cape town | Google
carparts cape town | Google
cape town pussy | Google
kirstenbosch gardens carols 2008 | Google
dry cleaners cape town | Google
old age homes | Google
castors cape town | Google
orca corker as curses fly at city restaurant | Google
hackers plunder r400m from state | Google
pet shop tank cap town | Google
halls for hire in cape town | Google
dressmaker in cape town | Google
wanking in cape town.com | Google
vintage clothing | Google

Taking the keywords above I suppose that one could do a quick and nasty determination of the current state of Cape Town netizens as follows:

They definitely struggle with using their browsers as Capetonians seem to search for mycapetown.co.za quite a lot.

It seems as though the titillation to be found on beaches and Sandy Bay is just not enough as there are many searches for titillating content, jessica jane clement playboy and cape town pussy (I don’t think this person meant to search for cattery cape town, but one never knows!) are two in point. Of course it seems as though all this need for titillation has had some disastrous consequences with the search for abortion clinics in cape town being a month after month top search followed closely by chiropractor in cape town – What is wrong Guys, can’t you keep up with the sexual shenanigans and athletic positions demanded by some of Cape Town’s finest Escort Services? Maybe we should all take a leaf out of this searcher’s book and stick to wanking in cape town.com.

Good to see that Cape Town mense look after their four legged friends and use kennels cape town whilst they go on holiday, after looking for their favourite sporting goods, fishing tackle cape town. Although it appears that Granny and Grandpa are no longer welcome on the annual holiday as the search for nursing homes cape town has increased somewhat.

A round of applause please for the Kaapies looking for gastroenterologist cape town – your foresight ahead of this festive season is to be commended, nothing like looking out for your liver before you proceed to destroy it with copious amounts of alcohol and that “papegaai twak” that is everyone’s friend on the way up Table Mountain!

Looks as though the langebaan weather needs constant monitoring as the oldies on that side are on the look out for replacement wigs cape town as theirs blew away in the last South Easter.

Okay, what does all this mean?

1. The MyCapeTown Business Directory is sending targeted traffic to many of the businesses listed in the categories above.
2. You can prove that for your self by clicking on the Google link next to each of the small sample of keywords above and checking out just how well MyCapeTown ranks for that set of keywords.
3. The listings are clean and free and contain relevant contact details as well as a facility for users to comment and rate.
4. Useful free widgets are provided for you to place on your web site and allow YOUR visitors to rate your web site.
5. BEST of ALL: You do not have to have a web site to list your Cape Town business – only an e-mail and Cape Town telephone number.

List your Cape Town business and see more INFO HERE

And, by the way, an average of 61.7% of visitors have bookmarked MyCape Town in their favourites folders, 22.7% run Linux as an OS and 29.8% are using the Firefox Browser.

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Friday’s Friend – Jessica-Jane Clement…


 

another point to the Poms.

My word, for a country responsible for many of the worlds ugliest people, England has provided us with a substantial number of Friday’s Friends. Today, they (England), add another beauty to their already impressive pile of glamour models – Jessica-Jane Clement.

This 25-year-old glamour model, actress, TV presenter and all round belter is best known for her roll as a con artist in The Real Hustle, a show that covers “confidence” scams. It’s actually quite interesting, you can catch it on BBC.

Anyway, this isn’t a TV show review, this is an introduction, an introduction to Jessica-Jane, or JJ as she likes to be known in the bedroom. So here we go then…

Get ready…

Here she comes…

 

 Jessica-Jane-Clement...

 Jessic-Jane-Clement sitting naked...   Jessica-Jane-Loaded     Jessica-Jane Clement...

(click for bigger pics – some NSFW)

 

Quite a substantial gallery there. I like what she did with the whole blonde/brunette thing. Nice.

May be worth noting that at the age of 18 she stripped off for Huge Heffner and posed for Playboy. If only she had done a shoot with Heff’s new twins.

If only.

 

Thanks Jeremy

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