coming to you live from Mofam.

Well not really. She is coming to you via some sort of computer server thing that I don’t quite understand. All I know is that I set this story to explode onto your screen at 10am. I wanted it to coincide with my second Bloody Mary.

You see I’m currently at Mofam, and I’m most likely still quite inebriated. But as usual, I thought of you and your needs before I went off drinking and getting naked. So, let me get back to my cocktail and have a look at Rhian Sugden in her 2009 calendar.

 

        

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Lovely! In case you couldn’t tell by Rhian’s breasts, she is a 22-year-old UK Glamour model who would never date a fan. We’ll see about that.

Nash…

Out!

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another one for the British.

Right, this is getting ridiculous. The British girls must outnumber the rest of our friends by 4 to 1. I swear I’m not doing it on purpose. I was going to put up a couple of girls dressed up for Halloween, you know, because it’s Halloween today. And it’s the triplets Halloween themed 24th tomorrow. It’s going to be mental!

Anyway, like I said, I was going to do something completely different today, then a very sexy girl named Vikki Blows (unfortunately I wouldn’t know) landed right on my screen, out of nowhere. I just had to run with this one. Too nice to pass up.

Here we go then, a taste of Vikki Blows 2009 calendar.

         

Vurrry naace!

Visit Nudiki.com for more info on Vikki and hundreds of other angels. It’s like the Wikipedia of nude celebrities. Sort of like Chikipedia. I’m not sure which one is better. They are both phenomenal.

Honestly. Check them out for yourself. It’s Friday after all. No one expects you to do any real work.

Seriously they don’t.

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another point to the Poms.

My word, for a country responsible for many of the worlds ugliest people, England has provided us with a substantial number of Friday’s Friends. Today, they (England), add another beauty to their already impressive pile of glamour models – Jessica-Jane Clement.

This 25-year-old glamour model, actress, TV presenter and all round belter is best known for her roll as a con artist in The Real Hustle, a show that covers “confidence” scams. It’s actually quite interesting, you can catch it on BBC.

Anyway, this isn’t a TV show review, this is an introduction, an introduction to Jessica-Jane, or JJ as she likes to be known in the bedroom. So here we go then…

Get ready…

Here she comes…

 

         

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Quite a substantial gallery there. I like what she did with the whole blonde/brunette thing. Nice.

May be worth noting that at the age of 18 she stripped off for Huge Heffner and posed for Playboy. If only she had done a shoot with Heff’s new twins.

If only.

Thanks Jeremy

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this is NOT one.

Good god! The Second Best Dancer in Cape Town captured this at Tiger Tiger the other night.

 

Jesus!

No fucken way! I know, I had exactly the same reaction. That IS a tattoo of the Sharks mascot – Sharkey, or whatever the hell his name is, and it IS tattooed, permanently, onto a girls back. So many questions and emotions are plaguing me right now. ALL of them negative.

I wouldn’t actually know what to do with the Goose if she arrived home with something like that. What would I do with the dead body? I could go for the cut-up-and-bury vibe or the table-mountain-hike-gone-wrong cover-up? Maybe even the deep-sea-dump? Christ, I don’t know. I’m very confused.

Girls, if you insist on getting ink, which you should, give Megan Fox or Angelina a call.

You don’t have their numbers? Weird.

Well, you should follow their example. They know what they are doing.

A few ideas below.

  

 

 

Much better.

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