Online satire site Hayibo had this to say about Parklands, our choice for worst suburb in Cape Town:
‘Apocalyptic’ Parklands in Koeberg meltdown scare
Disaster management teams were rushed to Cape Town‘s Koeberg nuclear reactor this morning amid reports that a suburb near the power plant had been devastated by radiation. Rescuers confirmed that they had found a “desolate wasteland populated by dazed zombie-like people” but added that there was no need to panic as this was “an average day in Parklands”.…
“It strikes your soul. It’s a deep, tearing sadness than human beings can want to live in face-brick McMansions built on shifting beach sand, between a highway splattered with squashed skunks on the one side and an unstable nuclear reactor on the other.”
Thanks to reader Bean Counter for the link
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