The Top 10 trending South African topics on Twitter are an indication of shifts in the news and chart the topics that are tweeted and re-tweeted the most.
One of the Top 10 topics trending today is Worst Chat Up Lines: (Scroll on down for a heap more!)
Here are some of the Twitteractions:
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/SarahMushet/status/189675738222436352″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/Munnerr/status/189693560210202625″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/Natalieplant_/status/189688469667328000″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/franharrisonxx/status/189683498964094976″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/oliviamccarthy_/status/189678867370352640″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/jasminwaugh/status/189674491826274305″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BethCStewart/status/189673072968736768″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/courtneexx/status/189337980014567426″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/HKB__/status/189329490181226497″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/BethMcLovinTFB/status/188571365094326272″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/SydnieBones/status/189709438284861440″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/chloe_ellison/status/189709412892557313″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/MaisieWard/status/189709381481402368″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/holliefarrow/status/189709369527648257″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/IzzyPea_/status/189709273561956352″]
[blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/jadestaceyy/status/189709256331767808″]
And for the terminally insane some more Chat Up Lines:
- Do you work for British Airways? Huh? Girl u flyy!
- How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice what’s your name?
- Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven
- If I tell you I’m a boxer, would you let me down your underwear’
- If we were the alphabet I’d put U and I together
- Do you have a map? cos I keep getting lost in your eyes
- Want to try an Australian kiss? It’s like a French one, but down under
- Is your middle name Gilette? Cos you’re the best a man can get
- You Ain’t Feeling That But I’m Feeling You
- If I flip a coin what’s the chances of me getting head?
- Hey baby that dress is amazing! It would look even better as a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor
- Feel my shirt, it’s boyfriend material
- Can I have a picture of you? I’d like to show Santa what I want for Christmas
- I wish I worked at this hotel why cause I’ll love to check you out
- Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you’re the bomb!
- Hi my name is ….., you need to remember it cause you’ll be screaming it all night
- Be my Voldamort I heard he knows how to control big snakes
- Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
- Have you got a library card because I’m checking you out
- Did you study modelling at a-level
- Baby, I know my Maths, and you have one significant figure
- There are 256 bones in your body, would you like another?
- Yo, have you got a plaster? Because I hurt my knee while falling for you…
- I wanna move schools just to be closer to you.
- Are you a thief , because you stole my heart
- I couldn’t help noticing how beautiful you are through your bedroom window
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you
- Your body is a wonderland and babe I wanna be Alice
- You remind me of my big toe, because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture
- Is your name Frodo? Cause your ring’s getting destroyed
- Are you google cuz you’re everything I’ve been searching for…
- I’m a fish monger, want to come back to my plaice?
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- Hey do you like seafood? Cuz I have crabs
- You must be tired because you’ve been running round my head all day
- Roses are red violets are twisted get ready you’re about to get fisted
- Can I kiss your lips? And move up to your belly button?
- You must work at KFC cause you’re finger licking good
- I can’t take you home I’m married… your place instead?
- I hope you’ve got house insurance, because I’m gunna smash your back doors in.
- There is a firework show later on… fancy a bang?
- Do you like football? Cause I make love like MCFC, on top for ages and then come 2nd
- Your sister is way out of my league so you will do
- Could you please help me with directions? Where to? To your heart!
- If you were a McDonalds burger you’d be McGorgeous.
- Do you have any raisins? No? Then How about a date?
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
- I guess you can kiss heaven goodbye, cause it’s gotta be a sin to look that good
- Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
- You have eyes like a cow
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I’m Steve.
- Are you Jamaican? Coz your Jamaican me crazy
- You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
- Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
- I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes
- Do you work in Subway? Cos you’ve given me a footlong.
- Can I be your Aladdin
- Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
- I’m glad I have a library card because I’m totally checking you out.
- Baby you turn my software into hardware
- Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world..
- I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U on a diet
- Can I poke your Belly Button? From the inside..
- I’ve lost my teddy, can I sleep with you tonight?
- Is your dad a cement mixer.. Because you’re making me hard
- It’s 3 inches…. From the ground!
- Do you go to funerals often?
- My name is Ryder can I rydya
- How would you like to get with the best looking guy in the club?
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock…
- Are you free tonight; or will it cost me?
